Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
— William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night (1564 - 1616)
— William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night (1564 - 1616)
After a successful day of auditioning and comedy shows, I’m chilling out with some me time.
I have an audition for an agency tomorrow. I hope it goes well. But if it doesn’t and they try to hate on this? Well then, I’ve only got one thing to say…
— Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
“That’s where it begins and ends for me and these songs were the ones that touched me the deepest. It was like I was laying hold of some part of me that I didn’t even know was there until I let it out.” — RIP Etta James (1938-2012)
“You’re really not on a journey here. You’re here for some messy reason or reasons, and maybe you don’t know what it is, and maybe I don’t know what it is, but anyway I’m happy to be invited.” — Tyler Cowen, TED Talk
— Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)
— David Mamet (b. 1947)

Can I please turn into this when I’m older? Goddamnit, Mother, you are fucking gorgeous!
Thanks for the reminder, Nate Blanchard.
And here’s to my first real night of stand up comedy. First time alone on stage—no Tim Whelan to help me. Like a virgin, making jokes for the very first time.